電影院奇遇

❶ 隨便什麼主題 通俗易懂 不要太難 咱6個人的英語都不咋地 最好能搞笑點

嗯 我找了三個， 你自己看看吧 選一個
第一個： 沒名字 不好意思啊
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)

M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)

M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

A: I want a longer ruler!

M&A: Dad, please！

D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!

M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)

A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）

D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?

M&A: Yes, sir!

D: Here you are !( 給錢)

M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.

(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)

M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）

A: …….

D: What』s wrong?

M: I』ve a stomachache!

A: Me too!

D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?

M: Yes. We had some candies just now.

A: I had some too!

D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）

M: But they look nice!

A: And tastes good!

M&A: Aiyo……

D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together...

第二個：
劇本英文名稱《A War between Two Women》
劇本中文名稱《兩個女人之間的戰爭》
很好的6人英語短劇劇本。兩個女孩同時看上了一個男孩，女人之間的戰爭，有意思。
Cast
Angela
Ivy
Peggy
Lucy
Yu-ting
Ithca
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Scene I 購物場景

(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)
Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.
Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.
Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.
Peggy: He』s a present that God gave me.
Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!
Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?
Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He』s mine.
Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.
Lucy: What? I』m more beautiful than you.
Peggy: But I』m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.
Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.
Peggy: You』re so mean.
Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)
Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.
Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)

Scene II 兩個女人在男人周圍

(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )
Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I』m more beautiful than Lucy.
I』ll be a good girlfriend.
Andy: Sure. You』re very beautiful. You』re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.
Andy: You』re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They』re very charming!
Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.
Peggy: Let』s go to the movies on Sunday.
Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let』s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?
Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I』m so happy! There』re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I』m so lucky!

Scene III 偶遇

(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.
Peggy: No! Don』t listen to her. Listen to me.
Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!
Peggy: You liar. She』s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren』t you?
Peggy& Lucy: No!
Bonnie: What happened between you?
Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend.
Lucy: Nonsense. He』s my lover.
Bonnie: Stop it! It』s no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don』t hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)

Scene IV 電影院奇遇

(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)
Peggy& Lucy: You…….
Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.
(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)
Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!
Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It』s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let』s go!
Scoundrel: Don』t move! Give me your money.
Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won』t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir. I』ll give you all the money I have. Don』t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.
Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?
Peggy: We』re just girls!
Lucy: I can』t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?
Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let』s go!
(They leave angry.)
Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.
Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)
Scoundrel: Wait!
Andy: Why did you turn back?
Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy』s money)

Scene V

Peggy: I』m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….
Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I』m feeling so sorry, too.
Peggy: So….we』re still good friends, right?
Lucy: Right! Then, let』s go eat. It』s my treat!
Peggy: Wow~ it』s a good idea! Let』s go.
(Allen shows up.)
Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)
Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.
(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Let go of your hands.
Peggy: He is mine!
Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he』s mine.
Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?
Lucy: You do, too.
Peggy: He』s mine!
Lucy: He』s mine!
Peggy: He』s mine!
Lucy: He』s mine!
Allen: Shut up! I don』t like girls!
Lucy: What?
Peggy: You』re lying. I can』t believe it.
Allen: Actually…….
(Andy appears.)
Allen: Oh, honey!
Andy: Oh, baby! I』m sorry that I』m late!
Allen: Little bad fellow. Don』t be late next time.
Lucy: Andy?
Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?
Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)
Allen: Honey, they』re so weird. Don』t pay attention to them. Let』s go.
Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)
Peggy: We』re girls, they』re boys, right?
Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?
Peggy: Maybe they are…..
Peggy& Lucy: Gay !!

第三個：這個是搞笑的哦
搞笑英語話劇-別摸我
Don't Touch Me! 6人話劇劇本 劇本很短，適合短小品

Vicky和Lisa是某餐館的服務員，一天，一個顧客對Vicky....
人物
Allen
Jim
Kuki
Fenix
Vicky
Lisa

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Cast
1. Vicky∶a waitress at Monday』s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.
2. Lisa∶another waitress at Monday』s restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.
3. Fenix∶one of customers. He』s a very ill-natured customer.
4. Allen and Tim∶customers at Monday』s restaurant. They』re good and decent men.
5. Kuki∶the boss of the restaurant.

Scene I
(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday』s restaurant.)
Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.
Kuki: Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God
gives all things to instry.
Lisa: Yeah. I know.
Vicky: We will do our best.
The door opens now. Two men come in.
Kuki moves to the door.
Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the
table.
Allen: Yes, pleases.
Tim: I』m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.
Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment.
Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.
Vicky: This is the menu, sirs.
Allen＆Tim: Thank you.
After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.
Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don』t like that customer. See, that man sits near the
door.
Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?
Lisa: I don』t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don』t like the way he looks at me.

Scene II

Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.
Vicky: (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me
uncomfortable.
Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix』s table.
Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.
Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!
Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.)
Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened?
Vicky: He, he……He touched me!
Fenix: No!! I didn』t.
Lisa: You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth.
Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.
Kuki: Well, seeing is believing, sir……
Fenix: I feel humiliated. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at your
Waitress. They are such tricky women.
Kuki: But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….
Fenix: What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.
Lisa: You are a shameless cheater, liar.
The argument continues.

Scene III

Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.
Allen: I won』t tolerate your behavior anymore.
Tim: That』s right. Come on, sir. It』s your fault. We all know that.
Fenix: Hmn? You think so? But I don』t think so. I mean, if the boss and the
waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and
make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.

Kuki: Oh……Don』t do that, please. Sir, you have to know it won』t do you
any good.
Fenix: Yeah……it won』t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me. You have disgraced me.
Tim: Such a liar, I can』t believe it!!
Fenix: Mind your own business.
Allen: (Takes out his badge.)See.
Fenix: Uh……
Allen: I』m a police officer. Maybe you know what I』ll do with you.
Fenix turns to the door quickly.
Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.
Lisa: There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bully
the weak and fear the strong.
Tim: Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.
Kuki: We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much.
Allen: You are welcome. It』s just my ty.

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電影院是英文版的，現在正在上映，網路上別說國語，英文版的也都是搶版的

❸ 英語六人搞笑三分鍾小品

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❺ 科技通往幸福，愛奇藝奇遇2S VR眼鏡豪華觀影體驗

拿到愛奇藝奇遇2S VR眼鏡的時候，剛好過了正月十五，第二天便要赴珠海去參加魅族18系列的新品發布會，因此這款VR眼鏡便只在哈爾濱老家呆了一個晚上。

而就是這一個晚上，讓我真正感受到了 科技 的魅力：當80多歲的奶奶第一次通過VR眼鏡看到 科技 的世界時，「拜拜（佛）、拜拜」（VR眼鏡里播放的是西雙版納的大金塔），那種驚喜和喜愛是無語言表的。

以前如果你要是跟我說「 科技 能通往幸福」，我是願意相信的，但是卻並不會如此感同身受。

再遇愛奇藝奇遇2S

我和愛奇藝VR眼鏡的淵源很深。

事實上，這並不是我第一體驗愛奇藝2S這款VR眼鏡，當年我還在某 科技 媒體時便參加了奇遇2S的新品發布會，彼時的愛奇藝世界大會上愛奇藝智能CEO熊文一股腦地發布了多款重磅新品，奇遇2S 4K VR一體機便是其中之一。

而此前，在愛奇藝旗下首款VR一體機發布的時候，我還有幸專訪了熊文先生，並加了微信，只是不知道時隔多年，他還是否記得當年專訪過他的那個胖胖的大高個。

回到正題，此次我拿到的是愛奇藝2S 膠片灰版本，整機灰黑相間的配色和噴砂的工藝令其質感十足，同時也不易沾染指紋，便於擦拭。

愛奇藝2S採用的是當下VR一體機的標准外形設計，重280g，不過愛奇藝很好利用人體工程學原理，通過合理的重量分配均勻地平分了額頭和後腦的重量，讓整體佩戴非常舒適，不會覺得壓頭。後側的頭戴也可以根據用戶的頭部大小來進行自由調整，以實現最舒適的佩戴方式。

看到這，一定會有人發出疑問，「它對戴眼鏡的朋友是否友好呢？」通過本人切身體驗，我來將眼鏡用戶的佩戴方式分享給大家，簡單來說就是當你帶上VR眼鏡後，請手動將你的眼鏡向前推動，否則眼鏡壓在臉上會產生不適感（如果你鼻樑高就當我沒說），奇遇2S眼鏡內側為用戶提供了足夠的空間放置眼鏡。

按鍵和介面設計均位於奇遇2S的機身上方，包括音量加減按鍵、開關機按鍵、確認和返回按鍵，因此如果不拿手柄其實也是可以日常操作的。

配件方面，除了標配的手柄，愛奇藝還為用戶提供了耳機，由於奇遇2S不能直接公放聲音，只能通過耳機聆聽：一是為了保護用戶隱私，二是能夠提供更優秀的沉浸感。

為了節能省電，愛奇藝在眼鏡內側裝置了紅外感應裝置，當我們摘下眼鏡後便會暫停播放，而重新戴上後只要手動再度播放即可。

對了，愛奇藝還支持語音控制，重新戴上眼鏡後說出「播放」二字便可自動播放，這個設計是非常貼心，因為80多歲的奶奶不會使用手柄，都是我調好之後再給她戴上，語音控制可以說大大降低了她的使用難度，否則我還真的不知道該怎麼教她。

不過奇遇2S的手柄還是非常好用且易用的，母親在被我教了一遍之後便能輕松上手。

為了幫助像我這樣經常出差的朋友，奇遇2S還可選購一個手提包，可以將奇遇2S的所有部件放入其中，這讓我出差珠海也可以隨時隨地享受VR的樂趣。

一流的觀影體驗，還得愛奇藝

如果你要問我愛奇藝製作VR眼鏡有哪些天然核心優勢，單就內容資源這一塊愛奇藝便是其他傳統VR硬體廠商所不能比的。遠的不說，近期愛奇藝獨占郭麒麟的《贅婿》便是很好的例子，利用VR眼鏡觀看《贅婿》能夠帶來如影院般的沉浸感，大林子的演技還是可圈可點的。

在聊VR內容之前，我們先來看看奇遇2S的硬體配置，驍龍835平台與4G+128G的存儲組合讓奇遇2S異常流暢。你可能覺得驍龍835放到現在著實有些老舊，但你要知道VR眼鏡對於性能的要求遠低於手機，這款經典的SoC平台便非常不錯，兼顧性能、散熱、和性價比，如果將現在的「火龍」驍龍888放到裡面，貴暫且不說，這散熱問題便需要愛奇藝這些VR眼鏡廠商好好地探討一下了，發熱是會影響佩戴體驗的。

屏幕方面，愛奇藝搭載了雙眼4K的高清屏幕，像素密度是818PPI，視角場為110 ，這是確保優秀觀影 游戲 體驗的關鍵，也是加深沉浸感的關鍵。先來說說體驗結果，這塊4K屏幕用於播放8K VR視頻資源和傳統1080P/4K片源的體驗都是非常棒的，4K VR片源由於等效清晰度的原因還是有些瑕疵，因此希望未來內容製造商可以多多帶來優質的8K內容。

對了，這款VR眼鏡的鏡片屏幕還不會起霧，這是由於愛奇藝獨家的散熱設計和內側結構空間設計的原因，早些年的VR眼鏡帶上沒多一會兒便是滿屏幕的霧氣，戴眼鏡的小夥伴更是糟糕透了。

為了確保這塊雙4K屏幕能夠帶給用戶更好的觀影 游戲 體驗，愛奇藝在內容方面進行了豐富的擴充，比如極具代代表性的4K MAX全景聲影院，它帶來的巨幕影院等效視覺為近20個80寸電視，想想便知道有多震撼。

因此這款VR眼鏡可以說是一個天然的居家電影院，前一陣哈爾濱疫情期間電影院關門，如果有了奇遇2S，便什麼也不愁了，如果不是音效還不及影院震撼、以及確確實實地佩戴了眼鏡，在觀看《拆彈專家2》時我還真的以為我是在電影，單從畫面來說甚至超越了影院。當然如果未來奇遇2S能夠買下版權，實現內容與院線同步，那或許會有更多的用戶購買VR眼鏡。

同時，奇遇VR還獨家定製了iQUT觀影標准，這個標準是當年奇遇1代發布時便制定了的，解析度可達4K/8K，幀率達60幀，碼率高達13Mbps，這些參數是個什麼概念，簡單來說就是能夠暢享4K 3D大片，這個實際觀影體驗也是值得肯定的，而且還是奇遇VR品牌獨享的資源。4K MAX全景聲影院和iQUT觀影標準的結合可以說是當下VR眼鏡觀影體驗最出色的存在之一了。

為了帶來影院般的沉浸感，奇遇2S還提供了多人影院模式，能夠創建房間和好友或者陌生人一起看一部電影，旁邊有人的觀影體驗就彷彿真的在影院一般。

除了這些資源，愛奇藝還利用特有的Zoom AI老片修復技術提供了豐富的老片資源，同時《隱秘的角落》這樣的懸疑片也將通過巨幕展現更多的劇情細節。

此外，愛奇藝還准備豐富的其他資源，比如宅男喜歡的VR女友，以及各種綜藝節目，通過DTS和杜比雙解碼，讓觀看綜藝非常具有臨場感，彷彿你就在現場一般。

其中有多諸多沉浸感非常強的VR視頻，比如航拍的風景視頻，這讓我們彷彿自己可以自由飛翔一般，以至於令我產生了購買大疆首款穿越機的沖動，因為那款穿越機也是需要帶VR眼鏡玩的，不過說真的，當穿越機高速飛行時，畫面還是有些暈眩的。

奇遇2S盡管是一款主打觀影的VR眼鏡，但它在 游戲 方面也絕不輸給其他產品，其默認互通HTC VivePort的資源，HTC VIVE能夠玩的大多數VR 游戲 ，奇遇2S也可以。由於其屏幕的清晰，以及極易上手的手柄，整體 游戲 體驗還是可以的，當然在某些 游戲 的可操作性肯定不如HTC VIVE這樣專業做 游戲 的VR眼鏡好。

對了，奇遇2S還可以通過PC串流，利用PC玩端游，簡單來說就是將奇遇2S秒變為一款可連接電腦的VR眼鏡。

作為愛奇藝當下的主力VR產品，奇遇2S可以說是當下VR市場非常值得購買的一款產品，豐富的VR內容資源也足以支撐愛奇藝奇遇VR系列產品線繼續走下去。今年疫情形勢仍然存在變數，花上2000多元買上一款VR眼鏡，讓宅家也變得充滿樂趣，何樂而不為呢？

❻ 說說有過哪些與電影有關的奇遇

看了一部電影，主角竟讓我想起一個遺忘多年也失聯多年的好朋友，勾起無數記憶，斷斷續續用各種方式找了三個月才找到，竟得知他也花過很多時間試著聯繫到我，並且一直記得我。我們又和很久之前一樣好，或者更好，親人一般。

❼ 求英語情景劇！！！以校園問題為話題，寫一段五分鍾，四個人的英語情景劇！！！

人物
Peggy
Lucy
Andy
Allen
Scoundrel
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主要內容
Peggy 和Lucy是好朋友，同時看上了Andy，因此友情破裂。爭來爭去。後來發現Andy和Allen是同性戀。兩人又和好了。

Scene I 購物場景
(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)
Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.
Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.
Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.
Peggy: He』s a present that God gave me.
Peggy Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!
Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?
Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He』s mine.
Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.
Lucy: What? I』m more beautiful than you.
Peggy: But I』m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.
Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.
Peggy: You』re so mean.
Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)
Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.
Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)
Scene II 兩個女人在男人周圍
(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )
Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I』m more beautiful than Lucy.
I』ll be a good girlfriend.
Andy: Sure. You』re very beautiful. You』re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.
Andy: You』re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They』re very charming!
Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.
Peggy: Let』s go to the movies on Sunday.
Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let』s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?
Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I』m so happy! There』re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I』m so lucky!
Scene III 偶遇
(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.
Peggy: No! Don』t listen to her. Listen to me.
Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!
Peggy: You liar. She』s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren』t you?
Peggy Lucy: No!
Scene IV 電影院奇遇
(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)
Peggy Lucy: You…….
Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.
(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)
Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!
Peggy Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It』s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let』s go!
Scoundrel: Don』t move! Give me your money.
Peggy Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won』t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir. I』ll give you all the money I have. Don』t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.
Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?
Peggy: We』re just girls!
Lucy: I can』t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?
Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let』s go!
(They leave angry.)
Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.
Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)
Scoundrel: Wait!
Andy: Why did you turn back?
Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy』s money)
Scene V
Peggy: I』m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….
Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I』m feeling so sorry, too.
Peggy: So….we』re still good friends, right?
Lucy: Right! Then, let』s go eat. It』s my treat!
Peggy: Wow~ it』s a good idea! Let』s go.
(Allen shows up.)
Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)
Peggy Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.
(Peggy Lucy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Let go of your hands.
Peggy: He is mine!
Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he』s mine.
Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?
Lucy: You do, too.
Peggy: He』s mine!
Lucy: He』s mine!
Peggy: He』s mine!
Lucy: He』s mine!
Allen: Shut up! I don』t like girls!
Lucy: What?
Peggy: You』re lying. I can』t believe it.
Allen: Actually…….
(Andy appears.)
Allen: Oh, honey!
Andy: Oh, baby! I』m sorry that I』m late!
Allen: Little bad fellow. Don』t be late next time.
Lucy: Andy?
Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?
Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)
Allen: Honey, they』re so weird. Don』t pay attention to them. Let』s go.
Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)
Peggy: We』re girls, they』re boys, right?
Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?
Peggy: Maybe they are…..
Peggy Lucy: Gay !!